is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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