i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You need a sexual gate keeper
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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