are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
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dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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