Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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