hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I smell like Dick and happiness
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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