This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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