i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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