My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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