Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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