whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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