I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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