I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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