But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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