he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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