Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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