I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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