Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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