and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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