Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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