Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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