Taylor Swift is so right about you.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.