its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.