your thong is hanging out like whoa
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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