He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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