a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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