i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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