Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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