I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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