Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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