Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Well I just put wine in my tea
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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