The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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