shes about as inviting as chlamydia
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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