Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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