I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
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Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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