You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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