p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
