i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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