no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session