Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.