Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
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And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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