I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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