So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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