He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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