Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Floor bacon is actually really good
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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