We got so high we made milksteak
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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