you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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