I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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I think your dad took our porno
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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