Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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