I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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