Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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