whats a polygalesbian?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it