The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
My breasts were aching with rage.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional