so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon