conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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