the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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